Lap Colonist

Tracking CAT-0172 · Express service

Awaiting collection

Would not fit through the door. Door was standard. Parcel was not.

Consignment: CDS-2026-5793
Tracking no.: CAT-0172
Dispatched: 2026-01-09
Collected from: Was already in the van
Last seen: Laundry Basket (Decidedly Not Clean)
Handling: Keep Away From Curtains
Depot bay: BAY A-22.1
Scarcity rank: 198 / 1000

Handling difficulty

5/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Snow 9.0% · 90
Pattern Points 8.1% · 81
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Ultra 2.2% · 22
Headwear Archive Tag 3.0% · 30
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Coral 13.4% · 134
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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