Nap Enjoyer

Tracking CAT-0028 · Express service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2026-8766
Tracking no.: CAT-0028
Dispatched: 2026-10-10
Collected from: Found in a box
Last seen: Bathroom Sink
Handling: Rattles
Depot bay: BAY H-13.6
Scarcity rank: 237 / 1000

Handling difficulty

3/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ash 9.5% · 95
Pattern Solid 13.3% · 133
Eyes Dizzy 5.8% · 58
Iris Ultra 2.2% · 22
Headwear Chef Hat 4.7% · 47
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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