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Tracking CAT-0203 · Undeliverable service

Attempted delivery, refused

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2026-7596
Tracking no.: CAT-0203
Dispatched: 2026-06-09
Collected from: Left on the loading bay
Last seen: The Warm Laptop
Handling: Deceptively Heavy
Depot bay: BAY B-10.3
Scarcity rank: 15 / 1000

Handling difficulty

4/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Snow 9.0% · 90
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Laser 0.6% · 6
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Cyan 16.0% · 160
Backdrop Carbon Copy 11.1% · 111
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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