Sock Thief

Tracking CAT-0650 · Undeliverable service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2025-4540
Tracking no.: CAT-0650
Dispatched: 2025-10-28
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: The One Warm Tile
Handling: Two-Person Lift
Depot bay: BAY H-10.1
Scarcity rank: 2 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Lilac 5.4% · 54
Pattern Calico 8.4% · 84
Eyes Laser 0.6% · 6
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Chef Hat 4.7% · 47
Face Whiskers 8.8% · 88
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Blueprint 11.9% · 119
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura Orbit 3.7% · 37

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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