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Tracking CAT-0210 · Standard service

Attempted delivery, refused

Out for delivery for eleven days. Parcel is on the dashboard.

Consignment: CDS-2025-8816
Tracking no.: CAT-0210
Dispatched: 2025-05-03
Collected from: Walked into the depot
Last seen: On the Radiator, Ground Floor
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY C-18.8
Scarcity rank: 843 / 1000

Handling difficulty

1/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ginger 9.4% · 94
Pattern Mackerel 9.3% · 93
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Emerald 17.2% · 172
Headwear Top Hat 6.0% · 60
Face Blush 9.0% · 90
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Cyan 16.0% · 160
Backdrop Ledger Green 14.5% · 145
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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