Stair Sentinel

Tracking CAT-0211 · Standard service

Attempted delivery, refused

Recipient not home. Parcel let itself in anyway.

Consignment: CDS-2026-7818
Tracking no.: CAT-0211
Dispatched: 2026-02-01
Collected from: Arrived uninvited
Last seen: Laundry Basket (Decidedly Not Clean)
Handling: Keep Away From Curtains
Depot bay: BAY E-14.4
Scarcity rank: 723 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Snow 9.0% · 90
Pattern Bicolour 8.1% · 81
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Rose 13.0% · 130
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face Round Glasses 10.7% · 107
Neckwear Necktie 5.2% · 52
Accent Violet 9.6% · 96
Backdrop Ledger Green 14.5% · 145
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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