Lap Colonist

Tracking CAT-0287 · Standard service

Lost in sorting

Arrived on time. This has never happened before and will not recur.

Consignment: CDS-2025-6007
Tracking no.: CAT-0287
Dispatched: 2025-03-23
Collected from: Followed a courier home
Last seen: An Empty Amazon Box, Large
Handling: Do Not Wake
Depot bay: BAY E-4.5
Scarcity rank: 629 / 1000

Handling difficulty

6/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Charcoal 12.2% · 122
Pattern Bicolour 8.1% · 81
Eyes Sleepy 12.1% · 121
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Headphones 4.8% · 48
Face Eyepatch 4.8% · 48
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Coral 13.4% · 134
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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