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Tracking CAT-0286 · Express service

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Consignment: CDS-2023-5633
Tracking no.: CAT-0286
Dispatched: 2023-02-17
Collected from: Was already in the van
Last seen: The Warm Laptop
Handling: Live Animal — Very Live
Depot bay: BAY F-23.8
Scarcity rank: 394 / 1000

Handling difficulty

5/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Marmalade 11.8% · 118
Pattern Solid 13.3% · 133
Eyes Content 10.7% · 107
Iris Emerald 17.2% · 172
Headwear Top Hat 6.0% · 60
Face Whiskers 8.8% · 88
Neckwear Bandana 13.0% · 130
Accent Mint 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Blueprint 11.9% · 119
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura Orbit 3.7% · 37

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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