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Tracking CAT-0316 · Express service

Awaiting collection

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2026-9016
Tracking no.: CAT-0316
Dispatched: 2026-09-10
Collected from: Left on the loading bay
Last seen: Behind the Sofa
Handling: Fragile (Emotionally)
Depot bay: BAY B-14.3
Scarcity rank: 378 / 1000

Handling difficulty

2/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Chocolate 8.2% · 82
Pattern Solid 13.3% · 133
Eyes Dizzy 5.8% · 58
Iris Emerald 17.2% · 172
Headwear Beanie 10.6% · 106
Face Round Glasses 10.7% · 107
Neckwear Ruff 3.3% · 33
Accent Mustard 10.8% · 108
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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