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Tracking CAT-0036 · Priority service

Attempted delivery, refused

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2026-0133
Tracking no.: CAT-0036
Dispatched: 2026-07-28
Collected from: Recovered from a shelf
Last seen: Windowsill, Third Floor
Handling: Live Animal — Very Live
Depot bay: BAY G-20.5
Scarcity rank: 44 / 1000

Handling difficulty

6/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Void 9.8% · 98
Pattern Bicolour 8.1% · 81
Eyes Wide 16.7% · 167
Iris Neon 2.8% · 28
Headwear Halo 2.3% · 23
Face Eyepatch 4.8% · 48
Neckwear Ruff 3.3% · 33
Accent Mint 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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