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Tracking CAT-0318 · Express service

In transit

Delivered. Parcel immediately returned itself to the depot.

Consignment: CDS-2026-7122
Tracking no.: CAT-0318
Dispatched: 2026-03-08
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: The One Warm Tile
Handling: Keep Away From Curtains
Depot bay: BAY D-21.1
Scarcity rank: 385 / 1000

Handling difficulty

10/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ginger 9.4% · 94
Pattern Tuxedo 8.7% · 87
Eyes Content 10.7% · 107
Iris Emerald 17.2% · 172
Headwear Cowboy 5.8% · 58
Face Eyepatch 4.8% · 48
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Cyan 16.0% · 160
Backdrop Deep Archive 5.1% · 51
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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