Zoomie Conductor

Tracking CAT-0509 · Express service

In transit

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2026-6391
Tracking no.: CAT-0509
Dispatched: 2026-04-25
Collected from: Walked into the depot
Last seen: Directly In Front of the Television
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY C-18.5
Scarcity rank: 334 / 1000

Handling difficulty

1/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Charcoal 12.2% · 122
Pattern Points 8.1% · 81
Eyes Wink 7.5% · 75
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Crown 2.9% · 29
Face Blush 9.0% · 90
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Violet 9.6% · 96
Backdrop Cyan Overprint 9.5% · 95
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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