Bin Inspector

Tracking CAT-0514 · Standard service

Out for delivery

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2026-7074
Tracking no.: CAT-0514
Dispatched: 2026-10-22
Collected from: Was already in the van
Last seen: The Warm Laptop
Handling: Purrs When Threatened
Depot bay: BAY E-16.2
Scarcity rank: 526 / 1000

Handling difficulty

3/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Chocolate 8.2% · 82
Pattern Mackerel 9.3% · 93
Eyes Wide 16.7% · 167
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Top Hat 6.0% · 60
Face Scar 4.3% · 43
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Mustard 10.8% · 108
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Vignette 12.1% · 121
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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