Sock Thief

Tracking CAT-0515 · Standard service

Out for delivery

Knocked a glass off a table while maintaining direct eye contact.

Consignment: CDS-2025-8378
Tracking no.: CAT-0515
Dispatched: 2025-09-10
Collected from: Recovered from a shelf
Last seen: The Depot Roof
Handling: Handle With Gloves
Depot bay: BAY A-2.5
Scarcity rank: 716 / 1000

Handling difficulty

5/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Charcoal 12.2% · 122
Pattern Calico 8.4% · 84
Eyes Sleepy 12.1% · 121
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face Cigar 3.8% · 38
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Violet 9.6% · 96
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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