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Tracking CAT-0520 · Express service

Lost in sorting

Left in a safe place. Safe place was a box. Box was already occupied.

Consignment: CDS-2026-5687
Tracking no.: CAT-0520
Dispatched: 2026-11-10
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: A Sunbeam, Southern Exposure
Handling: Purrs When Threatened
Depot bay: BAY C-24.7
Scarcity rank: 248 / 1000

Handling difficulty

5/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ginger 9.4% · 94
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Suspicious 11.5% · 115
Iris Neon 2.8% · 28
Headwear Ball Cap 8.7% · 87
Face Monocle 4.0% · 40
Neckwear Bandana 13.0% · 130
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Carbon Copy 11.1% · 111
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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