Sock Thief

Tracking CAT-0537 · Express service

Out for delivery

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2023-5659
Tracking no.: CAT-0537
Dispatched: 2023-12-07
Collected from: Left on the loading bay
Last seen: The Warm Laptop
Handling: Rattles
Depot bay: BAY E-15.9
Scarcity rank: 276 / 1000

Handling difficulty

3/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Marmalade 11.8% · 118
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Sleepy 12.1% · 121
Iris Neon 2.8% · 28
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face Whiskers 8.8% · 88
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Bone 13.2% · 132
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura Orbit 3.7% · 37

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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