Small Menace

Tracking CAT-0584 · Express service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Parcel escaped during sorting. Recovered from the roof at 03:00.

Consignment: CDS-2024-4523
Tracking no.: CAT-0584
Dispatched: 2024-02-02
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: Directly In Front of the Television
Handling: Bites
Depot bay: BAY F-11.1
Scarcity rank: 152 / 1000

Handling difficulty

10/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Marmalade 11.8% · 118
Pattern Calico 8.4% · 84
Eyes Starry 4.0% · 40
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Crown 2.9% · 29
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Ruff 3.3% · 33
Accent Cyan 16.0% · 160
Backdrop Ledger Green 14.5% · 145
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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