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Tracking CAT-0640 · Priority service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Knocked a glass off a table while maintaining direct eye contact.

Consignment: CDS-2024-3774
Tracking no.: CAT-0640
Dispatched: 2024-05-21
Collected from: Discovered mid-inventory
Last seen: Behind the Sofa
Handling: Purrs When Threatened
Depot bay: BAY H-3.2
Scarcity rank: 127 / 1000

Handling difficulty

8/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Void 9.8% · 98
Pattern Bicolour 8.1% · 81
Eyes Suspicious 11.5% · 115
Iris Neon 2.8% · 28
Headwear Top Hat 6.0% · 60
Face Round Glasses 10.7% · 107
Neckwear Ruff 3.3% · 33
Accent Mustard 10.8% · 108
Backdrop Carbon Copy 11.1% · 111
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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