Chaos Auditor

Tracking CAT-0642 · Undeliverable service

In transit

Attempted delivery. Recipient was asleep. So was the parcel.

Consignment: CDS-2023-0669
Tracking no.: CAT-0642
Dispatched: 2023-01-19
Collected from: Discovered mid-inventory
Last seen: Laundry Basket (Decidedly Not Clean)
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY E-2.8
Scarcity rank: 17 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Solar Gold 1.1% · 11
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Antenna 4.7% · 47
Face Scar 4.3% · 43
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Mint 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura Scanlines 2.5% · 25

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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