Lap Colonist

Tracking CAT-0669 · Priority service

Delivered

Sat on the scanner mid-scan. Filing note: gfffffffff.

Consignment: CDS-2025-3638
Tracking no.: CAT-0669
Dispatched: 2025-12-13
Collected from: Was already in the van
Last seen: Laundry Basket (Clean)
Handling: Purrs When Threatened
Depot bay: BAY D-22.2
Scarcity rank: 117 / 1000

Handling difficulty

5/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Chocolate 8.2% · 82
Pattern Bicolour 8.1% · 81
Eyes Content 10.7% · 107
Iris Neon 2.8% · 28
Headwear Top Hat 6.0% · 60
Face Cigar 3.8% · 38
Neckwear Scarf 8.5% · 85
Accent Cyan 16.0% · 160
Backdrop Acid Mint 7.2% · 72
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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