Blanket Kneader

Tracking CAT-0676 · Express service

Returned to sender (twice)

Signature obtained. Signature was a paw print. Accepted under protest.

Consignment: CDS-2024-7388
Tracking no.: CAT-0676
Dispatched: 2024-10-09
Collected from: Found in a box
Last seen: Laundry Basket (Decidedly Not Clean)
Handling: Deceptively Heavy
Depot bay: BAY E-23.7
Scarcity rank: 186 / 1000

Handling difficulty

7/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Russian Blue 7.3% · 73
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Sleepy 12.1% · 121
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Headphones 4.8% · 48
Face Monocle 4.0% · 40
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Violet 9.6% · 96
Backdrop Coral Stamp 10.4% · 104
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura Orbit 3.7% · 37

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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