Rug Assailant

Tracking CAT-0736 · Express service

Attempted delivery, refused

Would not fit through the door. Door was standard. Parcel was not.

Consignment: CDS-2025-3179
Tracking no.: CAT-0736
Dispatched: 2025-07-23
Collected from: Discovered mid-inventory
Last seen: Top of the Refrigerator
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY A-1.6
Scarcity rank: 437 / 1000

Handling difficulty

6/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Void 9.8% · 98
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Crown 2.9% · 29
Face Round Glasses 10.7% · 107
Neckwear Bow Tie 10.5% · 105
Accent Violet 9.6% · 96
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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