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Tracking CAT-0805 · Priority service

Awaiting collection

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2026-0947
Tracking no.: CAT-0805
Dispatched: 2026-08-26
Collected from: Followed a courier home
Last seen: The Good Chair
Handling: Purrs When Threatened
Depot bay: BAY E-16.7
Scarcity rank: 61 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ginger 9.4% · 94
Pattern Smoke 5.4% · 54
Eyes Starry 4.0% · 40
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Archive Tag 3.0% · 30
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Bone 13.2% · 132
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Vignette 12.1% · 121
Aura Embers 2.1% · 21

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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