Paper Sitter

Tracking CAT-0806 · Express service

Awaiting collection

Attempted delivery. Recipient was asleep. So was the parcel.

Consignment: CDS-2024-2872
Tracking no.: CAT-0806
Dispatched: 2024-05-24
Collected from: Arrived uninvited
Last seen: Stairs, Middle Step (Obstructive)
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY D-14.7
Scarcity rank: 381 / 1000

Handling difficulty

4/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Snow 9.0% · 90
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Wide 16.7% · 167
Iris Sky 15.0% · 150
Headwear Party Hat 8.4% · 84
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Bone 13.2% · 132
Backdrop Cyan Overprint 9.5% · 95
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura Scanlines 2.5% · 25

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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