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Tracking CAT-0822 · Priority service

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Recipient not home. Parcel let itself in anyway.

Consignment: CDS-2025-1296
Tracking no.: CAT-0822
Dispatched: 2025-04-03
Collected from: Arrived uninvited
Last seen: Windowsill, Third Floor
Handling: Contents Shift In Transit
Depot bay: BAY F-5.2
Scarcity rank: 98 / 1000

Handling difficulty

7/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Chocolate 8.2% · 82
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Wink 7.5% · 75
Iris Neon 2.8% · 28
Headwear Traffic Cone 2.1% · 21
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Chain 6.4% · 64
Accent Mint 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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