Rug Assailant

Tracking CAT-0851 · Standard service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2026-1272
Tracking no.: CAT-0851
Dispatched: 2026-10-24
Collected from: Followed a courier home
Last seen: The Warm Laptop
Handling: Deceptively Heavy
Depot bay: BAY G-18.7
Scarcity rank: 897 / 1000

Handling difficulty

6/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Snow 9.0% · 90
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Content 10.7% · 107
Iris Sulphur 6.5% · 65
Headwear Party Hat 8.4% · 84
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Blueprint 11.9% · 119
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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