Loaf Adopter

Tracking CAT-0852 · Express service

Held at depot by choice

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2025-8471
Tracking no.: CAT-0852
Dispatched: 2025-07-13
Collected from: Left on the loading bay
Last seen: The Warm Laptop
Handling: Deceptively Heavy
Depot bay: BAY G-14.7
Scarcity rank: 221 / 1000

Handling difficulty

1/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Marmalade 11.8% · 118
Pattern Spotted 11.7% · 117
Eyes Suspicious 11.5% · 115
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Halo 2.3% · 23
Face Shades 8.5% · 85
Neckwear Barcode 4.7% · 47
Accent Mustard 10.8% · 108
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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