Rug Assailant

Tracking CAT-0872 · Express service

Out for delivery

Fits inside a container it demonstrably should not fit inside.

Consignment: CDS-2024-2518
Tracking no.: CAT-0872
Dispatched: 2024-06-19
Collected from: Discovered mid-inventory
Last seen: Laundry Basket (Decidedly Not Clean)
Handling: Keep Away From Curtains
Depot bay: BAY H-22.7
Scarcity rank: 376 / 1000

Handling difficulty

6/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Cream 9.4% · 94
Pattern Tuxedo 8.7% · 87
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Cowboy 5.8% · 58
Face Whiskers 8.8% · 88
Neckwear Ruff 3.3% · 33
Accent Violet 9.6% · 96
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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