Cable Chewer

Tracking CAT-0874 · Standard service

Delivered to the wrong lap

Would not fit through the door. Door was standard. Parcel was not.

Consignment: CDS-2025-0231
Tracking no.: CAT-0874
Dispatched: 2025-07-09
Collected from: Walked into the depot
Last seen: Behind the Sofa
Handling: Deceptively Heavy
Depot bay: BAY A-18.3
Scarcity rank: 578 / 1000

Handling difficulty

5/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Charcoal 12.2% · 122
Pattern Bicolour 8.1% · 81
Eyes Wink 7.5% · 75
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Top Hat 6.0% · 60
Face Round Glasses 10.7% · 107
Neckwear Scarf 8.5% · 85
Accent Coral 13.4% · 134
Backdrop Blueprint 11.9% · 119
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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