Blanket Kneader

Tracking CAT-0875 · Express service

Awaiting collection

Arrived on time. This has never happened before and will not recur.

Consignment: CDS-2026-1793
Tracking no.: CAT-0875
Dispatched: 2026-10-18
Collected from: Discovered mid-inventory
Last seen: Any Open Suitcase
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY G-23.5
Scarcity rank: 197 / 1000

Handling difficulty

7/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Cream 9.4% · 94
Pattern Smoke 5.4% · 54
Eyes Visor 2.3% · 23
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Party Hat 8.4% · 84
Face Whiskers 8.8% · 88
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Mint 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Carbon Copy 11.1% · 111
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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