Paper Sitter

Tracking CAT-0891 · Standard service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Recipient not home. Parcel let itself in anyway.

Consignment: CDS-2026-5261
Tracking no.: CAT-0891
Dispatched: 2026-11-18
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: Behind the Sofa
Handling: Will Escape If Given A Gap
Depot bay: BAY B-6.4
Scarcity rank: 822 / 1000

Handling difficulty

5/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Marmalade 11.8% · 118
Pattern Calico 8.4% · 84
Eyes Dizzy 5.8% · 58
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Top Hat 6.0% · 60
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Cyan 16.0% · 160
Backdrop Ledger Green 14.5% · 145
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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