Paper Sitter

Tracking CAT-0946 · Standard service

Attempted delivery, refused

Parcel escaped during sorting. Recovered from the roof at 03:00.

Consignment: CDS-2026-8043
Tracking no.: CAT-0946
Dispatched: 2026-03-03
Collected from: Transferred from Depot C
Last seen: Behind the Sofa
Handling: Keep Away From Curtains
Depot bay: BAY C-12.2
Scarcity rank: 460 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ginger 9.4% · 94
Pattern Bicolour 8.1% · 81
Eyes Starry 4.0% · 40
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Bucket Hat 8.5% · 85
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Barcode 4.7% · 47
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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