Paper Sitter

Tracking CAT-0953 · Standard service

Attempted delivery, refused

Knocked a glass off a table while maintaining direct eye contact.

Consignment: CDS-2023-4577
Tracking no.: CAT-0953
Dispatched: 2023-09-20
Collected from: Transferred from Depot C
Last seen: Bathroom Sink
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY A-22.2
Scarcity rank: 960 / 1000

Handling difficulty

8/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Marmalade 11.8% · 118
Pattern Mackerel 9.3% · 93
Eyes Suspicious 11.5% · 115
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Bare 24.0% · 240
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Cyan 16.0% · 160
Backdrop Deep Archive 5.1% · 51
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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