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Tracking CAT-0952 · Express service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Parcel escaped during sorting. Recovered from the roof at 03:00.

Consignment: CDS-2025-7403
Tracking no.: CAT-0952
Dispatched: 2025-08-03
Collected from: Transferred from Depot C
Last seen: Directly In Front of the Television
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY H-11.7
Scarcity rank: 157 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Cream 9.4% · 94
Pattern Calico 8.4% · 84
Eyes Content 10.7% · 107
Iris Ultra 2.2% · 22
Headwear Wizard Hat 3.5% · 35
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Violet 9.6% · 96
Backdrop Ledger Green 14.5% · 145
Stock Vignette 12.1% · 121
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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