Doorway Blocker

Tracking CAT-0098 · Express service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Recipient not home. Parcel let itself in anyway.

Consignment: CDS-2025-7358
Tracking no.: CAT-0098
Dispatched: 2025-05-24
Collected from: Walked into the depot
Last seen: Laundry Basket (Decidedly Not Clean)
Handling: Deceptively Heavy
Depot bay: BAY C-14.1
Scarcity rank: 426 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Charcoal 12.2% · 122
Pattern Smoke 5.4% · 54
Eyes Wink 7.5% · 75
Iris Rose 13.0% · 130
Headwear Party Hat 8.4% · 84
Face Whiskers 8.8% · 88
Neckwear Necktie 5.2% · 52
Accent Mint 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Carbon Copy 11.1% · 111
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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