Zoomie Conductor

Tracking CAT-0213 · Express service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Marked fragile. Parcel disagreed and demonstrated why.

Consignment: CDS-2026-0956
Tracking no.: CAT-0213
Dispatched: 2026-09-13
Collected from: Recovered from a shelf
Last seen: An Empty Amazon Box, Large
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY E-3.6
Scarcity rank: 337 / 1000

Handling difficulty

9/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Snow 9.0% · 90
Pattern Patched 5.6% · 56
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Emerald 17.2% · 172
Headwear Halo 2.3% · 23
Face Round Glasses 10.7% · 107
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Mustard 10.8% · 108
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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