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Tracking CAT-0071 · Express service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Recipient not home. Parcel let itself in anyway.

Consignment: CDS-2026-0881
Tracking no.: CAT-0071
Dispatched: 2026-03-27
Collected from: Found in a box
Last seen: Laundry Basket (Decidedly Not Clean)
Handling: Bites
Depot bay: BAY H-18.1
Scarcity rank: 290 / 1000

Handling difficulty

10/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Chocolate 8.2% · 82
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Wink 7.5% · 75
Iris Emerald 17.2% · 172
Headwear Halo 2.3% · 23
Face Round Glasses 10.7% · 107
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Mustard 10.8% · 108
Backdrop Carbon Copy 11.1% · 111
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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