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Tracking CAT-0415 · Express service

Out for delivery

Parcel escaped during sorting. Recovered from the roof at 03:00.

Consignment: CDS-2024-3239
Tracking no.: CAT-0415
Dispatched: 2024-08-17
Collected from: Followed a courier home
Last seen: The Warm Laptop
Handling: Do Not Make Eye Contact
Depot bay: BAY A-4.3
Scarcity rank: 442 / 1000

Handling difficulty

8/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Russian Blue 7.3% · 73
Pattern Points 8.1% · 81
Eyes Wide 16.7% · 167
Iris Emerald 17.2% · 172
Headwear Chef Hat 4.7% · 47
Face Whiskers 8.8% · 88
Neckwear Necktie 5.2% · 52
Accent Ink 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Blueprint 11.9% · 119
Stock Ruled 20.5% · 205
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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