Small Menace

Tracking CAT-0540 · Express service

Delivered to the wrong lap

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2025-8005
Tracking no.: CAT-0540
Dispatched: 2025-05-20
Collected from: Transferred from Depot C
Last seen: The Depot Roof
Handling: Keep Away From Curtains
Depot bay: BAY B-7.4
Scarcity rank: 158 / 1000

Handling difficulty

1/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Chocolate 8.2% · 82
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Wink 7.5% · 75
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Halo 2.3% · 23
Face Face Mask 3.7% · 37
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Mint 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

Delivery terms →