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Tracking CAT-0624 · Standard service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2025-2224
Tracking no.: CAT-0624
Dispatched: 2025-02-28
Collected from: Discovered mid-inventory
Last seen: The Warm Laptop
Handling: Will Escape If Given A Gap
Depot bay: BAY F-21.7
Scarcity rank: 615 / 1000

Handling difficulty

6/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Marmalade 11.8% · 118
Pattern Bicolour 8.1% · 81
Eyes Suspicious 11.5% · 115
Iris Silver 9.8% · 98
Headwear Chef Hat 4.7% · 47
Face Shades 8.5% · 85
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Mustard 10.8% · 108
Backdrop Carbon Copy 11.1% · 111
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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