Lap Colonist

Tracking CAT-0762 · Express service

Attempted delivery, refused

Delivered. Parcel immediately returned itself to the depot.

Consignment: CDS-2025-4866
Tracking no.: CAT-0762
Dispatched: 2025-03-04
Collected from: Recovered from a shelf
Last seen: Windowsill, Third Floor
Handling: Do Not Wake
Depot bay: BAY H-9.6
Scarcity rank: 446 / 1000

Handling difficulty

8/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Charcoal 12.2% · 122
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Round 16.1% · 161
Iris Sulphur 6.5% · 65
Headwear Chef Hat 4.7% · 47
Face Round Glasses 10.7% · 107
Neckwear Chain 6.4% · 64
Accent Blood 6.8% · 68
Backdrop Onion Skin 13.7% · 137
Stock Plain 27.2% · 272
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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