Lap Colonist

Tracking CAT-0825 · Priority service

Out for delivery

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2024-0910
Tracking no.: CAT-0825
Dispatched: 2024-02-11
Collected from: Refused to leave
Last seen: The Warm Laptop
Handling: Deceptively Heavy
Depot bay: BAY B-2.8
Scarcity rank: 104 / 1000

Handling difficulty

7/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Russian Blue 7.3% · 73
Pattern Calico 8.4% · 84
Eyes Sharp 10.9% · 109
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Halo 2.3% · 23
Face Face Mask 3.7% · 37
Neckwear Bell Collar 14.0% · 140
Accent Mint 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Acid Mint 7.2% · 72
Stock Starfield 7.7% · 77
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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