Void Screamer

Tracking CAT-0889 · Express service

In transit

Parcel screamed at an empty wall for six minutes. Cause undetermined.

Consignment: CDS-2026-9502
Tracking no.: CAT-0889
Dispatched: 2026-07-13
Collected from: Recovered from a shelf
Last seen: Laundry Basket (Clean)
Handling: Contents Judging You
Depot bay: BAY B-11.7
Scarcity rank: 432 / 1000

Handling difficulty

8/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Marmalade 11.8% · 118
Pattern Tabby 13.3% · 133
Eyes Wide 16.7% · 167
Iris Copper 15.0% · 150
Headwear Cowboy 5.8% · 58
Face Shades 8.5% · 85
Neckwear Necktie 5.2% · 52
Accent Cyan 16.0% · 160
Backdrop Card Stock 14.6% · 146
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura Sparkles 6.5% · 65

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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