Chaos Auditor

Tracking CAT-0934 · Express service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Knocked a glass off a table while maintaining direct eye contact.

Consignment: CDS-2023-8240
Tracking no.: CAT-0934
Dispatched: 2023-11-05
Collected from: Discovered mid-inventory
Last seen: Laundry Basket (Clean)
Handling: Keep Away From Curtains
Depot bay: BAY H-13.7
Scarcity rank: 204 / 1000

Handling difficulty

10/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Ginger 9.4% · 94
Pattern Calico 8.4% · 84
Eyes Starry 4.0% · 40
Iris Amber 16.9% · 169
Headwear Halo 2.3% · 23
Face Shades 8.5% · 85
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Mint 15.1% · 151
Backdrop Coral Stamp 10.4% · 104
Stock Grid 16.5% · 165
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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