Sock Thief

Tracking CAT-0951 · Express service

Delayed — parcel asleep

Out for delivery for eleven days. Parcel is on the dashboard.

Consignment: CDS-2026-2189
Tracking no.: CAT-0951
Dispatched: 2026-12-17
Collected from: Arrived uninvited
Last seen: The One Warm Tile
Handling: Do Not Wake
Depot bay: BAY H-8.7
Scarcity rank: 275 / 1000

Handling difficulty

10/10

Declared contents 11 layers

Coat Cream 9.4% · 94
Pattern Calico 8.4% · 84
Eyes Starry 4.0% · 40
Iris Neon 2.8% · 28
Headwear Top Hat 6.0% · 60
Face None 39.3% · 393
Neckwear Undocumented 34.4% · 344
Accent Cyan 16.0% · 160
Backdrop Ledger Green 14.5% · 145
Stock Halftone 16.0% · 160
Aura None 84.0% · 840

Still at the depot. Nobody has signed for it.

The depot has not opened. When it does, this parcel will be one of 1,000 dispatched at random — there is no way to request a specific cat, and anyone offering to is lying to you.

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